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Miley Cyrus Twerks at the MTV VMAs, Plays the Clitoral Guitar

Miley Cyrus teamed up with Robin Thicke to perform a medley of both their hits, “We Can’t Stop” and “Blurred Lines,” at the 2013 MTV Video Music Awards on Sunday at Barclays Centers. To say Miley’s gone full ratchet is an understatement. Miley started off her performance by walking out of a teddy bear wagging her tongue. Then she started strumming her clit like she was dueling banjos and dancing like a slutty marionette. When she went to sing “Blurred Lines,” she started caressing Robin Thicke’s crotch with a foam finger and then twerked all over his dick. If that wasn’t enough, eventually, she went hypersexualized spastic all over…

The Onion Predicted Miley Cyrus’s VMA Performance in 2008

Following Miley Cyrus’ psychosexual appropriative nightmare VMA performance, we citizens of the world are left scrambling for answers: Why did this have to happen? Did I really just watch a young woman gyrate against a man in a Beetlejuice costume immediately after using the bodies of black women as sexualized props? Why didn’t my parents prepare me for this? Will I ever be okay again?Read more…